I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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