Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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