im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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