If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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