i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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