So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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