Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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