Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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