I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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