Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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