Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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