whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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