I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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