Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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