Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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