i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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