Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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