It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
