sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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