I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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