Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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