Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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