we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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