susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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