i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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