It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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