I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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