guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
And then he peed in my hair
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