there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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