Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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