Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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