I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
