I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he thought i was a dude.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
