Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Barsexuality is the new black.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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