We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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