Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My ATM looks so different sober.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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