Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
