as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
that's an acceptable place to lick
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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