I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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