Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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