did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
