You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Randomize
