i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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