3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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