And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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