I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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