Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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