Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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