real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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