I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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